Brisbane News you can use

The cover of the current Brisbane News has the inane headline to end all inane headlines:

PAWS FOR EFFECT: Pampered pets have never had it so good. With more bling than a pre-prison Paris Hilton, life is just purrfect.

They started with a tired cliche of a non-story, and then crammed the word 'bling', a reference to Paris Hilton, and two cat puns into a single headline! Piss paw.